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What’s needed is a woman’s touch
So why not install one as your boss?
Who’ll rule the squad like a mother did or does
With “Oi you, it’s a give and go, then shut yer bleedin gob”
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Should a woman tell you how do it
Would you question her knowledge on the ball?
Fed humble pie (in defeat) would you simply chew it?
Even if, a womanager says “Eat it all?”
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In that last bastion of male chauvinism
At the Sweet F.A in Soho Square
Have they heard of the term blatant sexism?
And what’s more worrying, do they even really care?
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How many Ms A.N.Others (ref) or lineswoman
Would we realistically expect to see
Officiate here in the Premiership next season?
Yet we constantly harp on about respect and equality.
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The day will come, we know it will
When a shattered glass ceiling moves us on
To a team being managed by a minority or even better still
The best applicant suitable for the job.
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Karen Brady M.D. over at Upton Park
Almost immediately comes to mind
Had she taken coaching exams and achieved high marks
Would we see her standing along the touch-line?
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Anyway enough of this, coz it really looks
Like we’re way behind the likes of France
Where a team by the name of Clermont Foot
Have given womanager Helena Costa’s career a right kick start!