Here’s a fact you might not know,
A piece of football trivia –
There’s something evil apropos
The scene at Anna Livia.
Justin, I have been informed,
Does not enjoy his freedom.
Although he’s tragically deformed,
The lads think they might need ‘im.
He’s shackled to the studio
With chains of solid metal,
And fed on scraps throughout the show,
If Bill is in fine fettle.
His body has a musty whiff,
His mind has been corrupted,
He knows he’ll get a beating if
Bill Bagster’s interrupted.
They claim that he’s an errant knave,
And treat him as a grotesque slave
They blame him for each little hitch,
And thrash him just for fun,
Abuse him for each minor glitch –
The Anna Livia One.
He cowers at Bill’s vicious tongue,
And cries whene’er he’s slated,
So sad for someone oh so young
To be so castigated.
They threaten to put out his eyes,
To use the red hot poker.
Quasimodo in disguise,
Malformed and mediocre.
Niall and Howard row in behind
The Gruppenfuhrer Bill,
Oberleutnants both assigned
To do his evil will.
So join with me in my campaign,
As all good people must.
Let’s show the lads our strong disdain –
Cry, Freedom for the Just!