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Gary Neville Puts His Foot In It Again?

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 The goal deserved to win any game
From a napper trussed in curls
As the Stretford End ecstatic
Was beamed out around the World

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Rio was in heaven as team mates
Join the heaving throng
Till one eejit who had lost his head
With bulging eyes does wrong

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Love yer shirt and kiss yer badge
That is still yer choice
But not in front of the oppositions fans
Whilst swearing with loud voice

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 The telly clearly saw it
As did Alan Green
What Gary Neville did yesterday
Was uncalled for and obscene

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 An England international
One of the so called senior pros
Could have instigated a riot of such magnitude
With his lack of common nous

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 None of us like the losing bit
But alas, tis all part of the game
We don’t need some muppet rubbing our noses in it
Just the bleeding same!

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Notes

Don’t ever apply to be a diplomat Gary son!

peace.

kev.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/gary-neville-puts-his-foot-in-it-again/