Gazza’s Friend

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 What a dreadful oaf
With enormous gut
He eats enough for four
He snorts and farts,
Scoffs pies and tarts
And drinks pints by the score

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 But like him or not
For all his faults
And haven’t we all got those?
When it comes to his friend
He’ll fight to the end
To smash all Gazza’s foes

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 If manners and brains
Are what you need
Then Jimmy’s not your man
But he’ll stand by your side
Till you’ve won or died
As only a true friend can


Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/gazzas-friend/