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Gettin Caught

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 It can’t be helped
It can’t be stopped
When all is done and said
Young footballers
Wi’ lots of cash
Get caught in someone’s bed.
Old hands skilfully caution them
And warn them to steer clear
But young lads
Just don’t listen to them
And blow their brains on beer.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Young lads wi’ cash
When on the raz
Easily can fall prey.
The blowsy girls
Can spot a Mark
A thousand miles away.
They’ve marked his card
Forever now
He hasn’t got a chance
For if he tries to get away
They’ll lead him such a dance.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 .

Notes

After one of my favourite Lancashire poems/song “Getting’ Wed” by CA Clarke (Teddy Ashton)
Lancashire dialect poet.
I would love to be able to write dialect poetry

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/gettin-caught/