What will you find in your stocking?
A little treasure or something shocking
pink, glittery and wearing antlers
Or worse, a box of chocolate Santas
Will you receive the perfect gift?
Or will you wonder what it is?
the season to be jolly
For those not allergic to plastic holly
Who this year did you buy for?
Your sons classmates or the cat-next-door?
step carefully in your choice of gift
To avoid a serious family rift
When will you open your festive presents?
Before the turkey, duck, goose or pheasant?
surprise! Rip and tear the festive wrap
Or wait till after The Speech and power nap
How was your Christmas? Does it depend
On special gifts or time with friends
hip hip hooray, it’s just three points that count
To keep your season in with a shout
Christmas awaits, it’s all wrapped up
Anticipation, celebrations erupt
Will the gifts you give go down well?
The final countdown, only time will tell