1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 The Tournament looms and the TV ads beckon
Our screens are awash with a stubble-less Beckham
‘The Best a Man can Get’, Gillette constantly raves
But we already know every footballer shaves
For the customary post-goal removal of vests
Reveals to us all those smooth shiny chests


Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/gillette/