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Goldi-lacks and Who Cares?

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 We’ve got Damo, Steady Eddie and P.M.
Supermac, Adam and Flem
Greeno in goal and Hucks up front
No Big Time Charlies among them

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 No Jack the Lads or Lady Luck
No Flash Gordon or Desperate Dans
(Though we can field our own Donkey Derby
And we’ve got a few desperate fans)

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Then Bentley is loaned from Arsenal
All gold silky hair and white boots on his feet
Excuse our wry knowing smiles from
Our land of muddy roads and sugar beet

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 He says he’s here to help us
What a nice kind caring soul
He plays up like a toddler
We need him to play in front of goal

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 He’s an Arsenal player in a Norwich shirt
Believing the publicity of fools gold
Take off your kings crown and get stuck in
Then you’ll be welcomed in from the cold

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Notes

Money talks but it tells lies

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/goldi-lacks-and-who-cares/