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Goodbye Martin Jol

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Martin Jol is set to go,
hate to say I told you so.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Defoe beat the keeper after beating him up,
spurs are up for the UEFA (sic) cup.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Did they enjoy their 2 minute lead?
So familiar to watch them concede.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Have spurs even heard of defending,
as Striker Berbatov tries some mending?

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Defoe hates keepers, perhaps ‘cos he’s so small,
despite the way he headed the ball.

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 His second act of petulance does irritate,
doesn’t he know it’s too little too late?

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Another Getafe goal, with no real creators,
Tottenham’s back four are idle spectators.

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 The game ends, the whistle blows,
through the tunnel Martin goes,
what now for Tottenham?

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 Nobody knows.

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Notes

must have been an awful night to be a spurs fan (more awful than usual) watching a centre forward try to order the defence and conceding 2 of the most ridiculous goals i have ever seen.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/goodbye-martin-jol/