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Gorged …..

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 and this feast of a season was supposed to be over!

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Of course
I played my last card too early
Watching the unthinkably unmissable
Champions League incREDible Final
When I was supposed to be elsewhere …
“But Darling, it’s positively the last match of the season”
But then there was England v USA
Also the Scottish FA Cup Final, as we bade sad farewell
to Martin O’Neill
Followed by Jackie McNamara’s testimonial
The Championship play offs last night
Columbia v England tonight
Ireland’s World Cup qualifiers Saturday and Wednesday
I can even receive Brazil v Paraguay on Sunday
I wanna watch the Women’s European Championships
And there’s eircom League matches all through the summer …..

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 One more waffer thin Scott Minto, monsieur?

Notes

Dedicated to all football widows / widowers everywhere

And of course, I am indebted to the genius that is Monty Python

Welcome back to the ‘Appy ‘Ammers …. and Teddy Surethingham

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/gorged/