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Guess who’s coming to Coventry ?

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Pep Guardiola is quitting Barcelona
because he wants the Coventry hot seat
his aim is to make the Sky Blues the best
and like Barcelona hardly ever get beat.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 As he’s always wanted to play in League One
Lionel Messi is going to sign as well
in fact they’ve both been seen recently
coming out of Coventry’s finest Hotel.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 But the main reason why Pep is coming to Cov
is because Coldplay are at the Ricoh very soon
he’s got all of their singles and albums
and when he heard he was over the Moon.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 He says he can’t wait to go to Exeter,
and Wycombe, Bury and Preston,
but he also thinks he’s going to Arsenal,
Chelsea, Manchester United and Everton.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 But he’s signed a contract with us now
so it’s too late for him to go elsewhere
anyway if he gets us back to the Championship
he’s been told he’ll become our new Lord Mayor.

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 So Pep’s Sky Blues are now on the march
and that means the only way is up
so we’ll win the Johnstone’s Paint Trophy
but don’t tell Pep as he thinks it’s the F.A.Cup !

Another reason they’ve both decided to come here is because near our stadium is the largest Tesco store in the country.

They sell Spanish grub there I’ve heard, so that must have been too tempting to resist.

Blimey, being relegated must have had a greater affect on me than I ever imagined !


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Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/guess-whos-coming-to-coventry/