Pep Guardiola is quitting Barcelona
because he wants the Coventry hot seat
his aim is to make the Sky Blues the best
and like Barcelona hardly ever get beat.
As he’s always wanted to play in League One
Lionel Messi is going to sign as well
in fact they’ve both been seen recently
coming out of Coventry’s finest Hotel.
But the main reason why Pep is coming to Cov
is because Coldplay are at the Ricoh very soon
he’s got all of their singles and albums
and when he heard he was over the Moon.
He says he can’t wait to go to Exeter,
and Wycombe, Bury and Preston,
but he also thinks he’s going to Arsenal,
Chelsea, Manchester United and Everton.
But he’s signed a contract with us now
so it’s too late for him to go elsewhere
anyway if he gets us back to the Championship
he’s been told he’ll become our new Lord Mayor.
So Pep’s Sky Blues are now on the march
and that means the only way is up
so we’ll win the Johnstone’s Paint Trophy
but don’t tell Pep as he thinks it’s the F.A.Cup !