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Haiku Euro dislikes

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 The fans in the crowd
all those pointing at themselves
at their faces on screen.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 The slightest tackle
players lay in agony
then jump up again.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Too many adverts
when all we want is football
it gets on your nerves.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Same guests night by night
but Keano entertaining
says it as he sees.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Hansen and Dixon
so boring and overpaid
money for old rope.

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Other than these though
this one has been very good
no noisy Vuvuzelas !

Not many moans from me really just the usual one’s I guess.

I get bored though seeing the same faces constantly I think couldn’t they stage a punch up or something ?

Get Keano and Chiles to come to blows

And get Mick McCarthy to run in and separate them only for him and Keano to end up wrestling on the floor as they’ve never been great buddies.

I tell you it would liven things up no end.

Even non football fans would tune in for that !

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/haiku-euro-dislikes/