Haiku: The Useless Lawmower

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Lawn mower that will no mow!
Friend of grass, not foe.



I bought a new mower and laboriously put it together only to find that it glided over the surface of the lawn where we play football. It would not cut a blade. I managed to contain my sense of anger and futility.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/haiku-the-useless-lawmower/