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Hansen Haiku. x 5

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 The Jock on the box
Is finally retiring?
Though he isn’t the type.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Listening to him
Sounds like birth control advice
Coming from a priest.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Far too much to say
Talks over the new pundits
Without thinking.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 So Goodbye Good Luck
and Good bleeding riddance
We’re well rid.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Football, like he said
Is all about opinions
The above are mine.

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Notes

I’m sure he’ll be missed. What’s written is nothing personal. I just feel him and the other two (Shearer and Limited) are so out of touch with the modern game that’s it’s on occasion often embarrassing to hear.

So I have to leave the room to make a brew unless: Savage, Murphy, Mills, Kilbane, Le-Saux, Dixon, Keane, Viera, Henry, Seedorf, O’Neill Leonardo, Keown and Friedel are on.

Do catch the Dennis Pennis interview with Hansen if you can.

Stay well, be lucky and keep smiling.

Peace.

Kev.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/hansen-haiku-x-5/