The fellas and me were just talking
That ‘Special One’s’ been pretty quiet
Could it be that the next dead man walking
Has Mourinho nightmares each night?
One or two boss’s are counting team losses
Draws and the odd win in three
Working out severance pay offs
And preparing to mail their cv’s
The p.45 season clear out
Has turned up, is showing his face
When the board realize that it has to be now
When yer gaffer must go on his way.
Come Jan to a man they’ll be saying
We felt it was time for a change
We’d like to thank him for the job that he’s done
Whilst we gag him as part of his pay.
Pray make sure to remember
Some bloke with the curse on his back
Of the seasonal grim reaper
Who with the boards blessing creeps up
And gives that poor blighter the sack!