You go on the telly to boil an egg
You eff blind and bully all week
I don’t need to be mentioning any names here
But you all know of the bloke whom I speak
The above merits a gong in the New Years honours list
Have we all gone and just lost the plot?
Whilst no one from Liverpool FC’s worth an award
For winning the top prize of the lot
To have not given up when all seemed lost
To overcome adversity and win
Seems worthy to me of a Knighthood at least
For the man from C and A and his team?
What kind of messages are we sending out
To those who are young and naïve?
Tis better to bully, blaspheme and be rude
Than to overcome the odds and succeed?
A citys fine team, such glory a dream
To keep in mind till eternity
Yet those who award honours were not that impressed
To award Liverpool FC a Knighthood at least?
The beautiful game is not knight, ma’m or dame
Tis truly the game of the people
If the Toon had taken us all on a trip to the moon
Would B.Liar dole out a moniker as a sequel?