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Storms in to the kitchen, keys left in the door
To a dinner, set ready to eat
Which he hurls out the window with an almighty roar
Where it lands on the roof of a car in the street.
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As Five Live revives all the heartbreak
When the chalice of victory seemed near
He was that close to both having and eating his cake
Till a lino’s eyesight caused him tears.
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Grabbing the door of the fridge in his angst
He’s searching for solace in drink
After three cans of cold lager, he’s sat head in hands
Cursing two lino’s eyes which had blinked.
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Looking down at his dinner on the roof of his ride
The costly dent that his temper has caused
He thinks how come the ref never saw that offside?
Was he by any chance bribed and then bought!
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Reliving the highpoints, he forces a smile
Some of their play was the nuts
In the wake of the three points lost he arrives
At the conclusion of his angst, he’s a klutz.
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Regaining composure he walks toward the lounge
Where a telly is blaring with laughter
Stood outside the door, he swears quite profound
Then decides to forget day’s disaster.
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Perched on a sofa, a vision of beauty
He’s cherished since they courted when young
Enquires in angelic voice, an a tad of impunity:
“Hello darling….. How’d they get on?!”£$%^&*”