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I Can Feel The Sun Fernando.

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 A cracked vessel snout
Lost control of his ship
On Mersey side yesterday.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 No doubt
He’ll blame an unfit ref, even the pitch
For an impotent display.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 As the home side
Really went for it
There were beach balls on the pitch.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 United’s Red knight
Looked fit
To burst at a Red once more for Vidic.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Did United
Have a shot all day
Were they ever truly in the game?

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Or were they torrified
By a Red hot Spanish ace,
And the torrid time he gave them?

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Poor Reina
Stood there looking bored
In a lurid yellow kit.

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 As full time came
And them Koppites roared
There was hardly a mark upon it!

Notes

Did Manch United even bother turn up at Anfield yesterday? I dunno and to be honest who cares? The home team were on fire from the off and might have even turned their season around on the back of this one result, who knows?

Full on commited Premiership derbies don’t come any better than this as a real treat for stay at home neutral Sky viewers, but as I was working yesterday and listening to the wireless it sounded just as exciting on there as well.

I caught the highlights later on last night, even knowing the result and what had happened earlier on in the day, I was still on the edge of the sofa watching the game with my wife who told me that Manch United didn’t look like they were trying as they hadn’t taken a shot in anger and Pepe’s yeller polo necked sweater was still immaculate after ninety six frantic minutes.

A big shout goes out to Wayne Rooney for going out of his way and shaking hands with all the victorious Liverpool players after the whistle as well.

A great sense of humour shown by both sets of fans regarding the beach balls, but why did the ref stick a couple of deflated ones in his sky?*

*Sky is cockney slang for Sky Rocket…pocket!

Peace

Kev.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/i-can-feel-the-sun-fernando/