I Red The News Today Oh Boy.

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Next year when we play Man Yoo
As Glazer will be in situ
The match itself won’t be a bore
We’ll have our very own cold war! (The Yanks versus The Russians!)

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Will The Mancs now be called …… The Yanks?
Will Sir Alex be head coach or head honcho?
Will Old Trafford becomeThe Red and… White House?
Will George Bush be a season ticket holder?
Will The CIA investigate The FA?
Will ManYoo be a soccer team?
Will The Roon be the first chav to walk on the moon?
Will Becks return so his wife can lead the cheer leaders?
Will pre-season training be in Guantanamo Bay?
Will Roy Keane be bought on just to do the kicking?
Nothing new there then!

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 peace.


A sad day this, but next season will be very interesting to say the least!
Liverpool, Arsenal and all the rest be aware, be very aware. All of us, no matter who, have our price and in these days of very heavy debt and overpaid idols we are all sitting ducks for takeovers. We are after all, mere punters, d’you think they care about any of us? Not at all!



Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/i-red-the-news-today-oh-boy/