I Wanna Be A… Custodian!

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 I wanna be Rinat Dassayev
Gilmar or Oliver Kahn
Maybe The Cat or The Flying Pig
That courageous German, Trautmann.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Crazy like Petar Borata
Or Lev Yashin decked out in black
Give me the gift of hands like Frank Swift
Or that Spurs giant, Jennings Pat.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Safe as G. Banks of England
Svelte as Wee Willie Foulke
Ron Springett who kept goal at Hillsboro
Or The Great Dane who played with his mouth.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Let me skipper a side like Dino
Have the bravado of a Harry Gregg
Be agile as Tony Macedo
So I’ll never make a Gary Sprake!*



Cockney slang for mistake!



Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/i-wanna-be-a-custodian/