I took the sound advice of S.B. Ingle
and decided to just calm down
so when my beloved team got beat
I gave a cheesy grin instead of a frown.
And when my blood pressure got high
I remembered what S.B. said to me
so I took lots of deep breaths
and instead of Lager drank Green tea.
Football isn’t a game for the faint hearted
you have to be strong to survive
so thanks to these health warnings
I laugh whenever my team let in five.
So look after yourselves you fans
your team needs you to be fit and well
supporting your club should be a pleasure
not spending ninety odd minutes in Hell !