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I’ll Tell Me Ma.

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 I’ll tell me ma when I go home
Mourinho’s just been on the phone
Steven Gerrards injury prone
But thats all right when we’re at home

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Duff is great
Drogba pretty
But Cole is the soul
Of a team so gritty
John Terry who is he?
The mainman of CFC

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Frankie Lampard
Iceland Eidur
Petr Cech
Scottie Parker

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Claude Makelele
Geremi
William Gallas
Cudicini

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Do we need Ashley Cole?
We do not
The Cole we have
Is just red hot

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 I’ll call Jose when I get home
Please tell Rio to stay at home
We don’t want him
He’s too slow
Thirty millions a lot of dough

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 The Redheads and us
Are still in the Champions League
Whilst Wenger
Moans about fatigue

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 ‘We are playing too many games
Dennis Bergkamp won’t get on a plane’
‘Viera is here for good’ he kids
We all know he’s going to Real Madrid

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 Fergie is past his sell by date
As is Keane his associate
Giggs is just a waste of time
Rooney’s got the Gascoigne signs

10 Leave a comment on verse 10 0 So, Parry may the best team win
And bring the cup to England
Whilst one of us is in Istanbul
Man Yoo and Arsenal
Behind us trawl

11 Leave a comment on verse 11 0 So come on you scousers
And you blues
A great big hand
For the pair of you’s!!!

12 Leave a comment on verse 12 0 peace.

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Notes

To the tune of I’ll tell Me Ma When I Go Home.

I’ve allways had a soft spot for Liverpool since I worked in Jersey with a load of lads from: Speke, Mount pleasant, the wirral and a weird place called Birkenheadshire that they were allways talking about!

Theyre all massive Liverpool fans with the odd and I mean very odd Evertonian thrown in!!!

peace

kev.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/ill-tell-me-ma/