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I’m glad that I’m a Troll

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 I’m glad that I’m a Troll
I love to vent my spleen
I can’t wait to post my bile
All over your computer screen

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 I’m glad that I’m a Troll
Oh the times I have enjoyed
Making malicious postings
That gets you all annoyed

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 I’m glad that I’m a Troll
So be careful what you post
I love to mock and scorn
Its what I enjoy the most

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 I’m glad that I’m a Troll
I love this message board place
It allows me to write the things
I could never say to your face

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 I’m glad that I’m a Troll
I’m a sad and lonely guy
I have no friends at all
Can you guess the reason why?

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 I’m glad that I’m a Troll
Or else I would be so bored
I need to sound important
From behind my keyboard

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 I’m glad that I’m a Troll
I just want to be respected
Unlike in my real life
Where I just pass by undetected

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 I’m glad that I’m a Troll
You may wonder why I persist?
But it’s my only way of letting
The world know I still exist

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 So please don’t get annoyed
When I make you look so small
If I wasn’t doing this
Then I would have no life at all

Notes

Trolls – Inhabit Football Message Boards, usually under the name of Anonymous, trying to stir up trouble. Can sometimes be from other clubs. Hence the name; they “Troll” around looking to wind geniune fans up.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/im-glad-that-im-a-troll/