Well unfit, dodgy kit
A football match fiasco
I’ve seen fitter looking
Seventy year old blokes
In the aisles down at Tesco’s
They used to be indecisive
Now they’re not so sure
Was it in or was it out?
Red cards by the score
He missed this, he missed that
The panel all agree
Is there anything that went on in the match
That the referee did see?
What’s the point of the assistants
Who never ere assist
After some of the decisions I’ve seen lately
I’m telling you they’re pissed
The lunatics have taken over the asylum
The way our game is run
It’s called professional blimmin’ football
Not a kick about for fun
I saw a lot of games over the holiday
On the box and at the ground
I’m sure I saw three blokes in black suits at Stamford Bridge
With white sticks running round
Poll’s on a stroll toward mediocrity
If he thinks that he’s the best
I wouldn’t give yer tuppence
For him and all those refs!
The poll that was taken recently
Had Graham Poll on top
Me I’d ban all who voted for all time
Red card the blimmin’ lot!
We all know its time for pros
Who can keep all us fans sane
“The referee didn’t see it”
Well, what’s he doing at the game?