The pub is starting to get busy
the City are live on the T.V.
makes a change from the Premier
as it’s Ipswich versus Coventry.
Got a seat by the screen
should get a decent view
but some people are in the way
and at the bar there’s a big queue.
The pub is now really full
it’s noisy like you’re in the ground
then just as it’s about to start
my mate says it’s my round.
So I rush to get the beer in
but the service is very slow
then I get a call on my mobile
and someone stands on my toe.
When I hobble back to my seat
I find that we are now one down
so we all start singing some songs
hoping they can hear us at Ipswich Town.
Then the Tractor Boys get another goal
as usual we are playing really poor
and when they make it three nil
half of the drinkers are out the door.
My mates are now playing Pool
and the Jukebox has been put back on
by the time the match is over
almost everyone in the pub has gone.
So in future I’m staying at home
as it’s cheaper tuning into the radio
all I got was a bit of a hangover
and a badly swollen big toe !