What happens if you go to Heaven
Do we all have to support the same team
Will they wear red, or green, or blue
Or maybe tangerine?
Who picks the first eleven
After all there are twelve wise men
If Judas Iscariot plays in goal
Who’ll be the other ten?
What about away games
How do you get to those
Will there be seats or do you stand
Christ Almighty knows?
Does Hell have a team like Heaven
I’m told they’re pretty hot
Am I interested in Heaven or Hell?
No thank you I’m not!!!