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It’s Reality Or Is it?

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 He’s off as we all knew he would be
Nailed on as to where he would go
Any chance of a comment from Mr Platini
On the gelt oozing out of The Bernabeau?

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Gel boy wants Spanish football
Man Yoo ain’t done too bad
A sack full of loot could come in useful
To ease the financial restraint at Old Trafford.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Served his time in this country, so a move’s overdue
He really lit up our league with his grace
Never knew with the ball just what he would do
He’s well on the way to being… A Great.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Riled punters the breadth of the country
With his winking and Swan Lake routine
It would come as no surprise if every one of them
Said they’d love to have him on their team.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Can any bloke be worth two hundred k a week?
I’m glad that it’s Spain and not here
Imagine a footballer earning that kind of green?
The price of an average family home so I hear.

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 We can go about it till we’re blue in the face
Is he worth it? Or maybe he ain’t.
I for one am gonna miss the smug faced little ace
So cheers for the triffic memories Ron mate!

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Notes

So the best kept secret in World football is out. If Man Yoo, who want rid of or are in the process of releasing Red Ron to Real to realize some readies, are eight hundred million in debt. What kind of debt are Real Madrid in after their shopping spree of the last couple of days, and will Mr Platini have anything to say about that little lot? I somehow doubt it.

To all you clubs out there, please try and keep these transfer stories going through the close season, or else I’ll go completely radio rental hearing about a load of toffs trying to play cricket and tennis, I mean, we stop “The Football” to give these other sports some coverage and an airing on the TV when the weathers nice and warm, and they still don’t win anything do they? Our cricketers and tennisers.

Peace

Kev

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/its-reality-or-is-it/