Golden goals and extra time
Tense pen shoot outs are not my
True ideal of class on grass
Plus the strain upon your heart!
That final minute if you win it
As palpitations start to cease
Is but an anti climax… innit?
Followed by sighs of relief!
Big deep breathes now, take them slowly
Place the head between the knees?
As your heart beat hits the slow street
Post pea burst by referee!