I’ve Been On A Secret Scouting Mission!

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Forget Big Phil a bitter pill we’ve chosen not to swallow
Some days the grass looks greener over there
But pales when comes the morrow

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 McClaren? He is barren bereft of all idea
He should have hitched a ride from town
When we were three one down
With those other blokes from Ikea

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Whilst this latest World Cup’s been on in Germany
I’ve been on a secret scouting mission
The conclusion that I’ve come to after weighing all the odds up
Is…we should give the job to Klinsmann!

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Jurgen don’t do California with its gorgeous blondes and sun
Out scouting when it’s tipping down in Manchester in the cold
Is surely no comparison!

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 If England are to rise again up there with the elite
Klinsmann will see that as a challenge to his skill as a a coach
From which he won’t retreat!

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Jurgen ease our burden
Please I beg you take the job
Or for us I’m sure it’s curtains
With that other boring sod!



Go on give him a go at it make a clean sweep of it all and clear out the old guard before we go from just plain bad to much, much worse!



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