Forget Big Phil a bitter pill we’ve chosen not to swallow
Some days the grass looks greener over there
But pales when comes the morrow
McClaren? He is barren bereft of all idea
He should have hitched a ride from town
When we were three one down
With those other blokes from Ikea
Whilst this latest World Cup’s been on in Germany
I’ve been on a secret scouting mission
The conclusion that I’ve come to after weighing all the odds up
Is…we should give the job to Klinsmann!
Jurgen don’t do California with its gorgeous blondes and sun
Out scouting when it’s tipping down in Manchester in the cold
Is surely no comparison!
If England are to rise again up there with the elite
Klinsmann will see that as a challenge to his skill as a a coach
From which he won’t retreat!
Jurgen ease our burden
Please I beg you take the job
Or for us I’m sure it’s curtains
With that other boring sod!