I’ve Heard…

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 The Special Ones talking to Everton,
That’s straight from the proverbial mouth
So in London we’ve a managerial conundrum,
Passed over, and forgotten about.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 We’d lumped ante-post on the title,
And next Champions League for a start
Now dumped like a bloke on his stag night
He’s broken our West London hearts.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 We dreamed through the bad times of Jose
Pined he’d come back to the fold
He had unfinished business in London he’d say
Well Goodison ain’t Fulham Road?

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 A big club like ours needs charisma
With a massive ego to match at the wheel
Seems you don’t always get what you wish for
When fate sticks it’s hand in these deals?

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 How could it happen we’re Europa champions
Lauded through-out Europe we’re told
With the Champions League to tempt him at least,
Then how come his ardour turned cold?

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 I’ve blown all my dough on next seasons
Brief fore this summer has come
After spending that cash I want reasons
Why the Special One copped for the hump?

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Here give us a minute me dog and bones ringing
I’ll return in a mo with more words
Er I’m back, humbly rescinding the slurs I’ve been flinging
Based on, what this deaf poet ears thought they heard.

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 Jose Mourinho was indeed talking to Everton
And in fluent Portugeuse I’m now told
Seems the Everton in question
Is a proud Portugeezer serves a blinding expresso
Just off West London’s famed Fulham Road!



Ah well I heard it wrong or so it seems? Never mind, just a bit of fun.

Carefree……raised on”Celery”

Go well and be lucky.



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