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It’s been said that I’m slow on the up take
Er.. and I don’t right away get yer drift
But after checking the news on this morns front page dailys
The penny has dropped on a swiz.
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England fans should and will be perturbed
That we ain’t taking part at the Euro’s
And the reason for this, is that Wayne and his bird
Would rather be the double page feature in Hello.
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Was said wedding planned to coincide with a slide
In the fortunes of that fine English team
Whilst Wayne and his bride splash out for a ride
On a yacht, the like of which, used to cross the Onedin.
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Were chavs and them other chavets invited?
With their Burberry caps and sharp suits
Whilst us football fans sit indoors trying to get excited
About them teams, who mean sweet FA to ones roots?
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Yer picture in Hola or maybe Hello
Dressed in Prada, seems a pretty cool thing to do
But if it was me, I’d rather be at the Euro’s
Putting me shirt on, and lacing me boots!