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Jamie Vardy

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 He’s as fit as a fiddle
can run around all day,
got loads of stamina
and just loves to play.
Yet he shuns the gym
and will never lift a weight,
has a liking for Red Bull
which makes him feel great.
He used to be a smoker
on fags he would puff,
but now he chews tobacco
and never feels rough.
He’s like a butchers dog
with a slight wiry frame,
so please Roy Hodgson
play him every game !

I read that Vardy hates the gym and chews nicotine pouches whatever they are ? He looks like he could do with putting some weight on,but he won’t lift weights. But his fitness levels though are not in doubt so if he can keep on scoring who cares less what he does off the pitch !

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/jamie-vardy/