Jeepers Keepers

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Summer signings
It must be love
Our manager signs
Only those with gloves

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 He’s yet to find a goalie
With an eight yard stretch
So he’s lining up several
From veteran to creche

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 The trouble with Norwich
We always score nil
And with nothing but keepers
The situation stays still



We have rookie, trainee, tried and tested, tired and not trusted but still Peter Grant is on a mission to have a team full of keepers. We’ve made four signings this close season and two are keepers. We want some showstoppers not shotstoppers! After all, if you don’t score goals you don’t win games.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/jeepers-keepers/