Jose! It’s Time To SUMO Son!

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 The ref was clearly out of his depth
Barca were better than us
Our manager with his usual diplomacy
Had issues he declined to discuss

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 His BMW* is doing me head in
About how everyone but him has done wrong
José. You’re obviously a very talented bloke
But its time to Shut Up and Move On!

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Why are we having these problems
It always seems to be CFC
At such times that you don’t get the rub of the green
We must learn to take with dignity

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Has a match result ever changed after the event
Cos of something the ref did’nt see?
We all know that losing is a stab to the heart
But let’s try to do so graciously

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 That’s the first time in ninety minutes
We’ve lost at home under José’s reign
Did he think that we’d never be beaten?
If that’s so, he should go and think again

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 There are no benefits to anybody
By upsetting the powers that be
Defeat is a part of this game that we love
It goes with the uncertainty

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 We are making enemies all over the place
By our managers complete lack of tact
There’ll be tears, we could end with egg on our face
If he does’nt SUMO and that is a fact

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 Its only half time in this battle
There’s a second half to go in this war
So were off to Nou Camp with a song and a dance
Singing ” Come on Chelsea and score”



*BMW, bitching, moaning and whineging.

SUMO. Shut up and move on.



Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/jose-its-time-to-sumo-son/