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Joseph’s derby gifts – Everton 0-2 Liverpool

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Leisured Sunday stroll across Stanley Park
Prized buckshot by El Jefecito
In tune for the 212th Mersey Derby
Ball glancing off ever ready Yobo

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 With Torres still on absence leave
Maybe a cameo from Aquilani?
Pepe heroics with the world’s number one
Fearless from Tiny Tim and Fellaini

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Rising Goodison voices beckoned the Yak
Beyond belief miss by Belayet
Toffees then hit the net twice
But Jo Alves both times the culprit

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Visiting Reds shouted ‘ole!’
For Mr Wiley a job well done
St Domingo’s were soon two adrift
By He Man the Fishermans son

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Ill fated Yobo gifted again
Today there would be no bailout
With much love from Katwijk aan Zee
Gift wrapped by the workhorse Dirk Kuyt

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 29.11.09

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Number 7
© Emdad Rahman

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