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Juventus 3-0 Chelsea

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Deflection one
Deflection two
Boo-hoo

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Goal three
‘twas the wee
Sub

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Time to blub

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Up until the first goal
‘twas a cracking game
And then too tame
We turned lame

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 It was all too obviously
Men against boys
And all the noise
Came from the Old Lady

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Postscript:
Goodbye Robbie, it all ended too soon
The Chairman acting like a loon

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Notes

Champions League Qualifying group stage, match 5

Defeat here, plus Shakhtar Donetsk winning at Njordsaelland, means we need a miracle to progress.
We have to beat the Danes at the Bridge in a fortnight – and hope that Shakhtar and Juventus don’t play out the all too obvious draw.

Chelsea announced at 9am the next morning that Roberto di Matteo was sacked.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/juventus-3-0-chelsea/