I’m going to tell you a Foulke tale,
’bout a ‘keeper the size of a whale.
6’3 tall, 22 stone fat,
but Willie Foulke were like a cat.
Played for the first ever Chelsea team,
Willie was awesome but Willie was mean.
He never liked strikers,
on that you can bet,
he once picked one up with one arm,
and threw him into the net!
If that’s not enough of a service to the game*,
he invented the ball boy and gave it the name.**