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Management Misery

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 When the ‘keepers lost it
And the backs are just half full
Defenders squint their eyes to see
The crowds you failed to pull

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Your chairmans getting grumpy
The board have got the vote
Results say everything
Will they say ‘get yer coat’?

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Many games end up goal less
Mid table is where you sit
Performance has been chronic
Diabolical you’ll admit

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Blood pressure high, mood low
Jaws grit against the tension
Over-reaction to officials
Results in touchline suspension

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 You’re hopeless so you’ll get the sack
There’ll be no club with which you’re not linked
A managers lot may not be a happy one
But they’ll never be extinct!

Notes

If you wait long enough, you get a good one!

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/management-misery/