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Match Of The Des

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Desmond is a star up in the football sky
Desmond likes a biscuit with his tea
Desmond likes a joke before the half-time break
I think that’s why he’s on ITV

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Pulls in women viewers like a fisherman
Desmond is unflappable and pure
You can keep old Hansen and his moody smile
Desmond is the one they’d love to score

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Oobla Des – Oobla Ly Oobla Nam
La-La-La-La Des Lynam
Oobla Des – Oobla Ly Oobla Nam
La-La-La-La Des Lynam

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Desmond has a cup of cocoa ev’ry night
Desmond likes to shop at Marks and Sparks
Desmond sends us off to bed with lovely thoughts
That’s why Desmond plays the others off the park

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Desmond wears his long-johns in the winter-time
Desmond is so mellow at full time
I wish i could watch him while the game was on
How i wish that Desmond was all mine

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Women sending e-mails by the knicker-ful
They’re all praying Desmond isn’t gay
Zola and Ginola are a joy to watch
But Desmond’s got more passion any day

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Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/match-of-the-des/