Mates Taking The Michael

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 E-mails have been flying in to the firm
Making humour of my angst
How Kleenex is our new shirt sponsor,
John Terry’s Cossack penalty dance.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 That’s it, enough, I’m feeling rough
After last night’s sad defeat
But I have to say, we played
Quite well, in spite of getting beat.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 So all you smiling Gooners
And Spurs fans sat there smug
You can stick yer e-mails up yer Arsenal
Cos I’m off, to drown me sorrows down the pub!



Some of the sad people, sending this stuff in to the firm, are supposed to be me blimmin mates!

Ah well, as Oscar Wilde said “There’s only one thing worse than people talking about you, and that’s people not talking about you!



Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/mates-taking-the-michael/