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He looked very well and seeing as he’s taken
To playing the occasional game
(on a pay per play basis maybe?)
As second choice striker
For a cash strapped Northern giant.
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His agent, obviously concerned
About his clients future earning potential,
And his rapidly dwindling percentage of said earnings,
Has managed to fix him up
With an advertising campaign.
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Inside current Sunday supplements
Promoting sports watches
Maybe because he (his injury prone client)
Has too much(sic) injury time on his (sic) hands
And needs to keep his income (sic) ticking over?