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Move over Motty

Emdad Rahman

Monday, January 28th, 2008

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 “Absolutely awful”, they had proclaimed
“Women have no rank in the game
She’ll certainly not emulate Motty
Once again, what was her name?”

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Hecklers whimpered it was a crime against the game
To unfetter the fragrant Jacqui Oatley
As Fulham hosted Rovers at the cottage
Auntie beeb made certain a piece of history

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 The cynics bawled she was of novelty value
No sense of tactics, go send her back
Despite being an amateur footy star
And a very accomplished sports hack?

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 The same was said of Pearcey
By the white coats from Jurassic Park
A tongue lashing from Bertie Bassett
And Steve Curry’s siren gag remark

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 May way for the Beebs first lady
Stand up and shout out proud
“Who are yer! – Jacqui Oatley”
Shake the mic – let’s hear it out load

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 JAAACCCCQQQUUUUIIIIIE OATLEY

© © Emdad Rahman

Notes

BTW – Motty is still the best by a long shot! Sis unique tones and controlled voice!

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