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Dickens writes about the fans great expectations
For the team who wear the sky blue
But alas, he forsees a season of hard times
If they don’t start picking up a point or two.
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John Bunyan reports on the Coventry v Plymouth game
And he forecasts the pilgrims progress
On up the table with three away points
Leaving the city pointless and in a mess.
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Victor Hugo says the fans are feeling Les Miserables
With shoulders drooped like The Hunchback of Notre-Dame
While Orwell reckons they’d rather watch Big Brother
Or stay in and read his book Animal Farm.
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But Shakespeare finally tells us fans not to fret
He’s not really writing off our football team
In fact he predicts a top six finish
Because he saw it in a midsummer nights dream !