Nothing Worse…

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 If you think there’s nothing worse than watching City play…
You’ve never been to Cromer on a wet and windy day
Never listened to medieval music from a hurdy gurdy
Or been out with someone with a haircut just like Purdy
Or had your beard removed wtih tweezers
On a stag night with a load of drunken geezers
Or eaten a big bowl of lukewarm Lobster Bisque
Or searched for something crucial in a cabinet marked ‘Misc’
You stick by your team through thick and thin
Bad when they lose? They’re even bad when they win!



It’s easy to be cheerful with just one home game remaining … if we win we could finish seventh – it’s the dark cloud of August that will get us worrying again …

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/nothing-worse/