Where Danny Mills sat stunned
By the volley aimed at The Arsenal’s play
From a cabby’s blazing gums.
Stood right outside the commentary box
He totally cancelled Danny out
With his take on the current Gooners crop
Arsene Wengers sending out.
Should a Gooner miss an opportunity
Or even fail to win the ball
Then this blokes yap yap yap impunity
Was screamed at one an all.
He was clearly known at Five Live
For his diplomacy and tact
Even Lawro back in the studio jibed
That he knew where this bloke sat exact.
He even dissed in eloquence out loud
Which we heard via Danny’s mike
The !”£$%^& London Underground
(So the game was on and his lost few quid)
For cancelling their Strike.
I’ve heard some verbal’s (rightly) given out
In me times stood watching games
But this bloke had more North and South
Than swollen estuary of The Thames!