Here John your tears forsaken
That Moscow kick you blitzed
Has been eclipsed and overtaken
By a Berbatov spot miss.
Was he passing back to their keeper
Or did Sir Alex advise him to miss
So he could blame Mike Riley, a lousy pitch
London weather or Rafa Benitez?
What about the penalty decision?
That Davie Moyes confirmed “nailed on”
With Mike Riley supposedly a fan of United
How’d the heck did he call that wrong?
Old Alex raving down the touchline?
His innuendo in post match chat
All his talk of dissing the other side
Then precedes to rest eight first team chavs.
Joe Royle summed up the miss by Berbatov
As he pulled on his pundit’s hat
“I’ve never seen an international footballer,
ever take a worse spot kick than that”.