Gary’s on Match of the Day
Hip Hip Horray I do say
Watching him is like tasting fine wine
Bring it on Gary you’re doing fine.
He may have once been a blue
But back then he didn’t have a clue
Although I could watch him all day long
For him I’d write a thousand songs.
He may have aged just a little
But to me he’ll never look like a shrivelled pickle
He makes me smile, he makes me laugh
Does he ever listen to Hansen, don’t me daft!
Italia 90 I remember it well
Gary put me under his spell
From then on I was his number one fan
Gary the Salt and Lineker man!