1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 (to be sung to the classic ‘It’s Got to be Perfect’ by Fairground Attraction)

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 It’s Scott Dobie-e-e-e-e-e-e perfect,
it’s Scott Dobie-e-e-e-e-e-e worth it.
Too many people take second best
but I won’t take anything less,
It’s Scott Dobie-e woh-oh-yeah

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 (Said in the style of Robbie Burns)

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 I’ll sae this
wia Scottish aksent
(cus ah no yi canna undastan
Inglish, wot wi mi granny
cummin’ all th’ wae fra’ Scotlan’).

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 But well dun, you wee bonny lad,
furra grand season an’ all them
gools yi scored. Aye, canny
purformances like.

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 (Oh, if yi canna follow this,
have a wee word wi Derek McInnes-
ma brotha).



Scott Dobie turned up in the Albion first team from nowhere in 2001. Signed from Carlisle United for £150,000, He finished his first season as the club’s top scorer and got a shock call up by Bertie Vogt’s to the Scotland squad, (via, surprise, surprise, an alleged Scottish grandmother).
Last seen on the fringes of the Nottingham Forest squad and no longer in the Scotland team.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/ode-to-scott-dobie/