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Oh Arsh! – Liverpool 1-2 Arsenal

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Xabi surveyed his heir from the executive stand
Reverence all round for the classy Aquaman

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Bloodcurdling snarls from the guests change room
Tub thumping yell to lift the Gunners gloom

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Did Monsieur turn green and split his pants?
Whatever, it sure curbed Anfield Road chants

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Variation in play, Liverpool turned cagey
Kuyt’s icebreaker nulled by Snoop’s OG

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Gerrard penalty appeal sparked a panel discussion
Instead a winner from the Pocket-sized Russian

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Leningrad lad swivelled and hit a screamer
All beware the wrath of Master Wenger

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 On the title Professor said “mathematically”
“yes, and mentally certainly”

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 Rafa out thought by the incredible Hulk
“Difficult to explain” was the gaffer’s lone sulk

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 Premiership once again remains ornamental
But a raging Red machine could still prove instrumental

10 Leave a comment on verse 10 0 Squad still requires the power of the pound
Reds will bank with Benitez to turn it all around

11 Leave a comment on verse 11 0 Number 7
© Emdad Rahman

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Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/oh-arsh-liverpool-1-2-arsenal/