Oh Carroll

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 A Carroll shoots and heads the ball,
Andy, will hurt them if they treat him cruel.
He’ll hurt them and will make them cry,
But for the Magpies he will surely die.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Andy there will never be another,
‘Cause we love you so.
Don’t ever leave us,
Say you’ll never go.
We will always want you for a magpie,
No matter what you do,
Oh Carroll we’ll stay in love with you.



This is a parody of Oh Carol. Lyrics by Neil Sedaka and Howard Greenfield. It scans because I went on the internet for the lyrics.

I must get out more.


Editor Note:
Hi Jim – if you really feel you need to get out more Carroll’s the man to talk to !

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/oh-carroll/